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02 January 2011 @ 07:36 pm
New Years Resolutions/To do list  
- When someone quotes the Mighty Boosh, ask them if they’re from 2004. Need to find out the secrets of time travel/possible time travellers & this seems easiest way

- Take Pablo to vet, ask why he’s got no front teeth. Insert Christmas joke if poss.

- Stop straightening hair, bring back homeless look I was rocking in 2006

- Investigate possible Tuberculosis/chest infection

- Buy typewriter and tape recorder. No reason, just looks cool in the house

- Stop wearing glasses, see if vision improves b/c wearing glasses has done no favours since ‘94

- pretend to be in early 20’s if anyone asks

- look into the pros/cons of stuffing bra with toilet paper

- Work up courage to go into hairdressers and ask for same haircut as Ramona Flowers. Shrug it off when they call me a tool

- eat more fish food in general

- climb into next doors garden, stand on a lawn chair, shout nonsense and see how THEY like it for a change
 
 
 
foldedtowelsfoldedtowels on January 2nd, 2011 08:19 pm (UTC)
So it's nothing to worry about? I don't want everyone to know we're so white trash even our cat is toothless
Johnny Sixarmscarface on January 2nd, 2011 08:22 pm (UTC)
cats lose teeth, unless it's causing him pain and/or preventing him from eating then it ain't no thang. pablo's a redneck!!!