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26 October 2010 @ 09:16 pm
I used to be in a war  
I like updating in bulletins. If my manager were here, he'd say 'You know what else I like? You mum!' Then he'd play Dubstep at a deafening volume for five hours. Good old Colin.

 - Heather's playing 'Nine In The Afternoon' on her iPhone. I'm telling her to turn it up. What. A. Fucking. Loser. I. Am.

 - I seem to have been roped into dying the whole underneath of her hair pink. She dyed her hair black a few weeks ago so as you can imagine, bleaching isn't going too well. She looks like she's caught the ginger.

 - I went back to Dreamwidth. As soon as I told all the fanfiction-writers to take a running jump, it became a more interesting place. I just copy the entries over, like the lazy cow I am. They'll never know, the stupid wankers.

 - If you want Charity workers to leave you alone in the high street, just start shrieking and flailing -  they give you a wide berth. Rob tried this with a man who tried to sell him Sky TV outside Poundland. He soon backed off.

 - Mark Gatiss is my new hero. I want to grow up to be him, beard and all. You know what's kind of related? The next-door-neighbours are called Tubbs and they're all hideous, just like Tubbs in The League Of Gentlemen that Gatiss was in. I lean up against the adjoining wall and bellow 'YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH THE PRECIOUS THINGS!'  and we all have a chuckle.

- Heather's trying to wash her hair and eat Salt 'n' Vinegar discos at the same time! Fuck Mark Gatiss, Heather's my new role model. I shall say 'Cunt' loudly in Tescos, and get drunk on shots in nightclubs.

 - I forgot to mention; Gregory Isaacs is dead. I was always a very big fan of his so I'm royally pissed off that he had the audacity to die on me.

 - ONE DAY OFF THIS WEEK. One day! I'm going to spend it trying to cut my fringe with nail scissors, stroking the cat backwards, and eating chilled ready meals. The life of a king!
magpieopusmagpieopus on October 26th, 2010 08:40 pm (UTC)
Yes! *Mark Gatiss-liking high five* I seriously think I might love him.
foldedtowelsfoldedtowels on October 26th, 2010 08:46 pm (UTC)
I think you and him should get married! Imagine the children THEY'D BE SO MACABRE AND AWESOME DO IT DO IT DO IT.
magpieopusmagpieopus on October 26th, 2010 09:13 pm (UTC)
I think I would have to become a gay man first, so probably no children then.
foldedtowelsfoldedtowels on October 26th, 2010 09:14 pm (UTC)

Busto -From Despair to Where? Mornington Crescent!: I felt like destroying something beautifthebustocrookes on October 26th, 2010 08:43 pm (UTC)
I struggle to write LJ posts *not* in 'bullets" ... then again I struggle with a lot of things...

You Can Call Me Al.bananamanreject on October 27th, 2010 11:29 am (UTC)
I enjoy that your boss is called Colin.

I also like backwards stroking!
foldedtowelsfoldedtowels on October 27th, 2010 12:08 pm (UTC)
haha, that just sounds wrong!
Drop upon drop, overflowing the cup: Coffee is GODfranzwhore on October 27th, 2010 02:43 pm (UTC)
A friend of mine from Uni is obsessed with Mark Gatiss. You should probably get together and stalk him, I think she's seeing him in something tomorrow.
foldedtowelsfoldedtowels on October 27th, 2010 06:42 pm (UTC)
I don't like anyone enough to actually leave the house, that's just taking fanship to insane levels.
cidemarapcidemarap on October 27th, 2010 05:10 pm (UTC)
omg I didn't like this entry so I'm not even going to comment, lol!
foldedtowelsfoldedtowels on October 27th, 2010 06:38 pm (UTC)
What didn't you like? I can direct your complaint to my arse.
cidemarapcidemarap on October 27th, 2010 08:12 pm (UTC)
I felt that there was an overall lack of major / catastrophic events.
foldedtowelsfoldedtowels on October 27th, 2010 08:12 pm (UTC)
Ah, well, they can't happen every day. Because I would probably go mad.
cidemarapcidemarap on October 27th, 2010 08:42 pm (UTC)
Maybe you could just fabricate something insane happening and no one would ever know if you were telling the truth or not.
Johnny Sixarmscarface on October 27th, 2010 11:17 pm (UTC)

i feel like i've jumped in and commented randomly on like over 9000 of your threads today

oh wait this is your journal so i guess it makes more sense here lawlawlawl

Johnny Sixarms: 3 BEST PKMN EVERRRcarface on October 27th, 2010 11:34 pm (UTC)
lmaaaaao the life of a king! YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY

well while we're being honest here i also secretly like a panic at the disco song. "that green gentleman". THERE I SAID IT.